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lyrics

There's a reason why zombies
drag their feet and it's not just
because they're dead and aimless.
It's not because they're still somewhat
human and want to give us a fighting
chance, or because they're low on food,
though they certainly are tired. The truth
is that brains don't matter that much—
they all taste the same and, like monkeys,
zombies know it's not worth all that effort
to crack the hairy coconut shells
for only so much magic milk.
They lumber and lunge like sleepwalkers
because they really just want to go back to bed
and let the worms do all the work.
The hunger breaks their slumber,
but it's not for the brains of the living they lumber.
They really just crave their dreams.

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from Audiovile: The Expanded Digital Edition, released August 1, 2016
"Why Zombies Lumber"
(c) Michael A. Arnzen
Poem published in Proverbs for Monsters by Michael A. Arnzen (Dark Regions Press, 2007/2016). darkregions.com

All instruments and vocals: Michael Arnzen
Visit Arnzen: gorelets.com

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Michael Arnzen Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Winner of four Bram Stoker Awards in horror fiction & poetry.

"Arnzen doesn’t just read or recite his stories; he shouts, snarls, whispers and groans his way through (and) adds music to the mix to create an aural landscape of terror like nothing you’ve heard before. Don’t miss this.” -- MicroHorror.com

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